When I take a long time

I am slow.

When my boss takes a long time

He is through.

When I don't do it

I am lazy.

When my boss doesn't do it

He is too busy.

When I do something without being told

I am trying to be smart.

When my boss does the same

that is initiative.

When I please my boss

I am apple polishing

When my boss pleases his boss

He's co-operating.

When I do good, my boss never remembers.

When I do wrong, he never forgets.