I Hate Men!

I hate men because they bring me to allies dance floor and lostly bedrooms.They hold me with their burning lips mouth and press my white body all over with their hands and hurt me a lot. When they get hot, they drag the lift out of me. After what they want from me, i am thrown aside, and good for tramps. Why they do this to me and strain my pure white body. After all, i am only a .......

P.S. Read the above clearly n carefully. Think what is it? cos it's not just what your filthy mind is thinking.

.....Answer is - - - - - - - -> A Cigarette

[Courtesy of Foo Chit Leong]

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