An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked: "What kind of -ese are you ?" The Japanese confused, replied, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean." The American repeated,"What kind of -ese are you?" Again,the Japanese was confused over the question.The American,now irritated,then yell "What kind of -ese are you...Are you a Chinese,Japanese,Vietnamese, etc......."The Japanese then replied, "Oh,I am a Japanese." A while later the Japanese turned to the American and ask what kind of '-key' is he.The American,frustrated,yelled,"What do you mean what kind of '-key' am I"

The Japanese said,"Are you a monkey, donkey or a Yankee ?" Lesson : Never insult anyone.